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zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

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doloresjaneumbridge:

Some snaps from my Harry Potter Reread - Part 1 [Part 2]

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captainofalltheships:

when your bra strap falls off on one side and it’s very annoying but you also feel kinda roguishly sexy

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sebastiandebeste:

*hears a single word from a foreign language that i know* Wow. haha not to toot my own horn or anything but did you guys know that you are in the presence of a sophisticated linguist

(via weeaboo-trashh)

edwardspoonhands:

Yeah…I mean, not always…but often…

edwardspoonhands:

Yeah…I mean, not always…but often…

(Source: nedhepburn, via urltima)

flowersinthegraveyard99:

This is actually how it goes

(Source: abused-kitten, via urltima)

charminbear:

phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world

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Have you ever seen a peacock in full flight?

brainbubblegum:

morrissarty:

wildanimalwildperson:

I do not own these pics. They were sent to me in an email. But I thought I’d share with you all because they’re just AMAZING.

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DRAGONS

I feel so stupid I didn’t know they could fly, I thought they were like CHICKENS, I never questioned it because these pictures never circulate, I am WAY OVER MY HEAD.

(Source: danswildlife, via carebeardestruction)

fenrir-kin:

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase

right up there with Viva la pluto

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meatbicyclevevo:

When you refuse to dance even if the beat is funky

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

youre-so-basic-it-hurts:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

thousands of followers but still stuck with 10 note selfies

the fuck

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you gotta be kidding me

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